you're such an ugly thing for someone so beautiful
| mom : | did you eat all the donuts |
| me : | no |
| mom : | why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants |
| me : | thats cocaine |
as much as i love christmas it sucks every penny i have out of my fucking life :’)
it’s like for the whole month of december i just have to like stay in a cage and eat bread and 15p pasta
it’s like for the whole month of december i just have to like stay in a cage and eat bread and 15p pasta
and in my head when i’m really desperate i’m always like omg i could make something! and it’s such a great idea and it’s so cute and then i realise how shit i am at making things and i’m fucked all over again
F U CHRISTMAS
Although im English i’m genuinely terrified that Mitt Romney may be elected instead of Barack Obama.
I mean seriously, its obvious that everything Romney stands for is bollocks.
(Source: baitslayer)
Welcome to the next episode of Let’s Fuck Up A Nation, featuring Mitt Romney and the citizens of the United States.
I WANT MY FUCKING NOSE PEIRCING BACK I WANT TO SCREAM I FEEL SO NOT ME WITHOUT IT I HATE MY LIFE WHY DON’T I EVER HAVE MONEY IT’S NOT FAIR :’(((((((((
