|mom :||did you eat all the donuts|
|mom :||why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants|
|me :||thats cocaine|
Although im English i’m genuinely terrified that Mitt Romney may be elected instead of Barack Obama.
I mean seriously, its obvious that everything Romney stands for is bollocks.
Welcome to the next episode of Let’s Fuck Up A Nation, featuring Mitt Romney and the citizens of the United States.
I WANT MY FUCKING NOSE PEIRCING BACK I WANT TO SCREAM I FEEL SO NOT ME WITHOUT IT I HATE MY LIFE WHY DON’T I EVER HAVE MONEY IT’S NOT FAIR :’(((((((((